I love tormenting you with my stinky burps! Sometimes I’m just overcome with an urge to wrestle you to the ground, straddle you and myself to burp right into your face while you squirm and try to fight your way out of my grip.

You’ll be pleased to know that I’ve consumed a big plate of garlicky pasta for lunch, there were even some onions and hot sauce thrown in the mix so my burps are hellishly pungent. You’re going to hate every single minute of this and I can’t help but laugh at your helplessness!

I love tormenting you with my stinky burps! Sometimes I’m just overcome with an urge to wrestle you to the ground, straddle you and myself to burp right into your face while you squirm and try to fight your way out of my grip.

You’ll be pleased to know that I’ve consumed a big plate of garlicky pasta for lunch, there were even some onions and hot sauce thrown in the mix so my burps are hellishly pungent. You’re going to hate every single minute of this and I can’t help but laugh at your helplessness!