You’ve been coming to me for a while for live sessions and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed watching you perform all these stupid human tricks like sticking all sorts of random objects in your ass and making them disappear.

I’ve enjoyed it so much that I’ve come up with a business plan that I want you to participate in. See, I’ve got this acquaintance who owns a strip club in town and after I told him about your ability to make large objects disappear up your ass (BTW, I‘ve told everyone about that. You’re infamous amongst my circle of friends) he suggested that I should put tog...

You’ve been coming to me for a while for live sessions and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed watching you perform all these stupid human tricks like sticking all sorts of random objects in your ass and making them disappear.

I’ve enjoyed it so much that I’ve come up with a business plan that I want you to participate in. See, I’ve got this acquaintance who owns a strip club in town and after I told him about your ability to make large objects disappear up your ass (BTW, I‘ve told everyone about that. You’re infamous amongst my circle of friends) he suggested that I should put together a “side show” of sorts at his location.

And so I want to present my plan to you, including all the crazy details of your show. I have big plans for you and your magical asshole, it’s a deal you just can’t refuse!