We’ve been eye fucking each other across the room all night and now that we’re alone, I’m ready to get down to the dirty stuff. I whip off my shirt and start to unbutton your pants when.....what IS that??

Surely that can’t be hard, can it? I take a hold to see for myself and confirm that it is, indeed, an erect penis. You know there’s no way in hell I’m gonna fuck something that small, right? If I wasn’t so sexually frustrated, I’d find this situation almost comical but the truth is I’ve been searching for adequate dick for a while now and each and every one of you guys...

We’ve been eye fucking each other across the room all night and now that we’re alone, I’m ready to get down to the dirty stuff. I whip off my shirt and start to unbutton your pants when.....what IS that??

Surely that can’t be hard, can it? I take a hold to see for myself and confirm that it is, indeed, an erect penis. You know there’s no way in hell I’m gonna fuck something that small, right? If I wasn’t so sexually frustrated, I’d find this situation almost comical but the truth is I’ve been searching for adequate dick for a while now and each and every one of you guys fall short. I’m too damn annoyed right now to give any fucks about sparing your feelings. So just put your damn pants back on and get the hell out of here.