You keep bragging about what I big dick you have but all I see is....well, not very much. Where the hell did it go? Are you a grower not a shower? Oh, it’s already hard? Well, I got some news for you, buddy...that is probably one of the smallest cocks I’ve ever seen and is definitely not worthy of all the boasting you’ve been doing. So maybe you need to stick that tiny pindick back in your pants and go back to jerking it in your step-mom’s basement because there’s no woman alive who’d agree to fuck THAT sad looking thing.

You keep bragging about what I big dick you have but all I see is....well, not very much. Where the hell did it go? Are you a grower not a shower? Oh, it’s already hard? Well, I got some news for you, buddy...that is probably one of the smallest cocks I’ve ever seen and is definitely not worthy of all the boasting you’ve been doing. So maybe you need to stick that tiny pindick back in your pants and go back to jerking it in your step-mom’s basement because there’s no woman alive who’d agree to fuck THAT sad looking thing.