Oh, I’m so excited your home from your first year away at college, tell me all your debaucherous stories! I wanna hear all about the hot, young ladies you’ve been busy banging. What’s that? You’re still a virgin? How can that be? You’re young, fit and not all that bad looking...what could possibly be the problem?

Is it your dick? It has to be. Drop your pants and show me what you’re working with. There’s nothing to be shy about, I’ve known you your whole life and even baby sat you when you were young, I’ve been around the block a few times and I know a good di...

Oh, I’m so excited your home from your first year away at college, tell me all your debaucherous stories! I wanna hear all about the hot, young ladies you’ve been busy banging. What’s that? You’re still a virgin? How can that be? You’re young, fit and not all that bad looking...what could possibly be the problem?

Is it your dick? It has to be. Drop your pants and show me what you’re working with. There’s nothing to be shy about, I’ve known you your whole life and even baby sat you when you were young, I’ve been around the block a few times and I know a good dick size, I’m the perfect judge of cock so let me see yours. I’ll even give you a little tease so you can get it nice and erect for me. So quit whining and show me your dick already.

Oh, darlin’, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think I discovered your problem and unfortunately there isn’t much that can be done about it....