I can't help but laugh. We had a great third date together and I was so excited to finally get you in the sack. You can only imagine how disappointed I was to see such a sad, pathetic looking cock when you took off your pants.

I tried to be nice, after all, we did have some really great dates and I thought we were getting along really well. I just can't help but laugh at your cock. No amount of good times will make up for such a sad looking, teeny tiny dick. I'm a real woman and I need a real man with a real big cock to satisfy me.

My subdued giggles quickly turn into a heart...

I can't help but laugh. We had a great third date together and I was so excited to finally get you in the sack. You can only imagine how disappointed I was to see such a sad, pathetic looking cock when you took off your pants.

I tried to be nice, after all, we did have some really great dates and I thought we were getting along really well. I just can't help but laugh at your cock. No amount of good times will make up for such a sad looking, teeny tiny dick. I'm a real woman and I need a real man with a real big cock to satisfy me.

My subdued giggles quickly turn into a hearty chuckle once I see how sad and defeated you look. Do you really think you were going to get anywhere with me with a cock that small? Not only are you sporting the sorriest excuse for a cock that I've ever seen, but apparently you're completely delusional as well! You're so insistent that you could pleasure me in other ways, that it's "Not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean, blah blah blah," that I can't help but unleash a torrent of verbal at you and your disgusting dick.

Once I finally break you down and reduce you to tears, I kick you out of my house so I can have some quality time with my sex toys. My dildo is more of a satisfying fuck than you will ever be.