You and I just competed in a Crossfit competition and I absolutely whooped your ass! You came in last in nearly every event. Everyone that competed, myself included, were surprised and amused at how poorly you performed. Wake up; you are weak, unattractive, and out of shape. You should be ashamed that a petite girl like me, not to mention the rest of the Crossfit team, could effortlessly dominate you in a fitness competition. You honestly thought you could compete with us? Guess again. You made yourself the laughingstock of this competition.

My legs are much more powerful than your...

You and I just competed in a Crossfit competition and I absolutely whooped your ass! You came in last in nearly every event. Everyone that competed, myself included, were surprised and amused at how poorly you performed. Wake up; you are weak, unattractive, and out of shape. You should be ashamed that a petite girl like me, not to mention the rest of the Crossfit team, could effortlessly dominate you in a fitness competition. You honestly thought you could compete with us? Guess again. You made yourself the laughingstock of this competition.

My legs are much more powerful than yours and your bicep curls were pitiful. Watch me do some curls, my form is perfect. Maybe you can learn something from me so you don't look like a complete fool the next time you workout.

As you watch me show off my athletic legs, strong calves, shapely biceps, and defined triceps, you realize how out my league you really are. I keep flexing for you, showing you how sexy, fit and desirable I am. I humilate you by recounting your worst moments of the competition, and tease you with my flawless female form.