Paola and Carmen try to turn classy babe Alexis onto their new line of aromatherapy body lotions, giving her a whiff of their therapeutic body blend of lavender, bergamot, and smoked bacon, specially crafted by Chinese craft ladies designed to enhance the natural beauty of a woman's skin. Alexis scorns the porky preparation, pissing off Paula and Carmen who set out to prove how fabulous the infusion can feel, especially when it's spread all over one's clothes, hair, face, and places the sun don't shine!