I am your god, so you must be baptized in my name. To fully submit yourself to the religion of Zephy, get down on your knees and receive the blessing of my sacred, golden stream all over your face in public. This will cleanse and wash away your 'slave sins.' Then lick my boots, worshiper, until I reward you with a kick to the face!

I am your god, so you must be baptized in my name. To fully submit yourself to the religion of Zephy, get down on your knees and receive the blessing of my sacred, golden stream all over your face in public. This will cleanse and wash away your 'slave sins.' Then lick my boots, worshiper, until I reward you with a kick to the face!