Some of us climb the corporate ladder of success. Others like you, remain forever at "floor dirt" status. Enjoying the lovely view down there, office bitch? you've already sprouted a loser boner, thinking about sniffing the area between my arch and Prada heels--to breath in the smell of success. Even at the lowest possible position, you still serve as a multi tasker: shoe licker, garbage can, all around office floormat. Anyhow, I have a LOT of work to get done today...just stay beneath my desk and you can smell my feet and lick my high class work heels, but do NOT disturb me. Understood, su... Show more