I’ve noticed that almost all of my wedgie freaks love to mention other bullying tactics that they enjoy, and a good ol’ fashioned swirly seems to be the most common request. And I am more than happy to oblige such a disgusting and degrading act. I love grabbing a bad boy by the scruff of his neck and shoving his head into the commode for a nice flush. Since I can’t get my hands on you right this moment I want you to follow along and bully yourself for me instead. You’re going to put your face, head, and hair into the toilet and flush yourself! Make me proud dork!