You see this tiny little miniature object I have? This represents your penis. Look how small and inadequate it is, what am I even supposed to do with this? It’s too small to even jerk off, I’d have to use a finger and thumb. A penis this small and pathetic would never get anywhere near my pussy or my mouth, no matter how badly you wished it would. A woman should be able to wrap her hand around a cock and have a large amount of dick still coming out, but yours just gets swallowed up by the width of my hand. Do everyone a favour and keep that little dick to yourself because every woman in the...

You see this tiny little miniature object I have? This represents your penis. Look how small and inadequate it is, what am I even supposed to do with this? It’s too small to even jerk off, I’d have to use a finger and thumb. A penis this small and pathetic would never get anywhere near my pussy or my mouth, no matter how badly you wished it would. A woman should be able to wrap her hand around a cock and have a large amount of dick still coming out, but yours just gets swallowed up by the width of my hand. Do everyone a favour and keep that little dick to yourself because every woman in the world hates small dicks!