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I’m challenging you to pump harder, goon longer and go DEEPER than EVER before!! This is the Jerkathon!! Rot your porn brain further. Go stupid and dumb and follow my instructions. Let my power suck you in. Jerk junkie! You can’t stop. The more you pump your cock, the more this bliss sucks you in, my grip on your mind growing tighter. Empty your mind and fill it back up with Maven. Show me how serious you are about stroking and be a good gooner!! Let the Jerkathon begin!!