It must be so frustrating that everyone else doesn’t understand your obvious porn logic. You’re not gay! It’s not like you can’t cum unless a thick, juicy dick is on the screen. It’s just the performance you like! You’re not there for the cock, you’re there for Her pleasure. You like to watch the biggest cocks because they make Her holes stretch and her lips struggle to wrap around it all - NOT because you wanna do it too! Plus, how could anything be gay if a pretty woman is involved? How could stroking to the thought of a BBC pumping your throat be gay if you only do it because I said so? ...

It must be so frustrating that everyone else doesn’t understand your obvious porn logic. You’re not gay! It’s not like you can’t cum unless a thick, juicy dick is on the screen. It’s just the performance you like! You’re not there for the cock, you’re there for Her pleasure. You like to watch the biggest cocks because they make Her holes stretch and her lips struggle to wrap around it all - NOT because you wanna do it too! Plus, how could anything be gay if a pretty woman is involved? How could stroking to the thought of a BBC pumping your throat be gay if you only do it because I said so? Don’t worry - I totally get it.