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Thinking is too hard. Too complicated! Your stupid real-life thoughts are annoying, draining, and worst of all, make it harder to give your precious porn the attention it deserves. You’re burdened by your daily decisions and dumb responsibilities, but I can fix that with some very simple reprogramming! With predetermined actions and responses, you can finally enjoy a sense of stability and simplicity. You won’t need to deal with the complexities and challenges that make human lives so stressful. By the end of this clip, you’ll be a perfect little NPG - freed from the pressure to think and choose for itself!