Your lack of creativity and frugal tendencies have fucked up My holiday for the LAST time. You’re pathetic, and it’s a shame that it took Me this long to realize that all of the “good” moments in our relationship weren’t even organic - you get all of your ideas and inspiration from your best friend. Well, you know what? It’s obvious that he knows Me better than you do. Maybe I’ll spend the day with him instead.

Your lack of creativity and frugal tendencies have fucked up My holiday for the LAST time. You’re pathetic, and it’s a shame that it took Me this long to realize that all of the “good” moments in our relationship weren’t even organic - you get all of your ideas and inspiration from your best friend. Well, you know what? It’s obvious that he knows Me better than you do. Maybe I’ll spend the day with him instead.