I’m so sick of you idiots acting all grossed out when you see a sexy lady burp. It’s natural, and I enjoy it. So instead of entertaining this idea of a “perfect woman” I’m gonna show you my realness.

I swig from my can of Diet Coke and let as many loud, juicy burps fly in your face as I can muster. When I run out of steam, I prove to you just how raunchy I can be by showing off my burp-on-command skills.

You sit there whining about how unlady-like and rude my behavior is but the truth is, it secretly turns you on. Why else would you be here? Your hypocrisy is hilarious a...

I’m so sick of you idiots acting all grossed out when you see a sexy lady burp. It’s natural, and I enjoy it. So instead of entertaining this idea of a “perfect woman” I’m gonna show you my realness.

I swig from my can of Diet Coke and let as many loud, juicy burps fly in your face as I can muster. When I run out of steam, I prove to you just how raunchy I can be by showing off my burp-on-command skills.

You sit there whining about how unlady-like and rude my behavior is but the truth is, it secretly turns you on. Why else would you be here? Your hypocrisy is hilarious and I just can’t stop ragging on you and your stupidity.