You wish you could fuck me, don’t you? Well, too goddamn bad.

You wish you could get a woman like me but sad, pathetic, basement dwellers like yourself don’t ever stand a chance. So go back to step-mommy’s basement and continue jerking off to anime porn with your cheeto dusted fingers. Take a good, long, hard, honest view of your existence and ask yourself why I’d be so crazy as to ever let you touch me.

You wish you could fuck me, don’t you? Well, too goddamn bad.

You wish you could get a woman like me but sad, pathetic, basement dwellers like yourself don’t ever stand a chance. So go back to step-mommy’s basement and continue jerking off to anime porn with your cheeto dusted fingers. Take a good, long, hard, honest view of your existence and ask yourself why I’d be so crazy as to ever let you touch me.