I’ve got some bad news for you, dear. I just got off the phone with the doctor and she said that little problem your having is incurable. I know you thought it was just your imagination but your dick really is starting to recede. Soon there will be nothing left at all!

So since there will be nothing left of your manhood, I might as well deal that final blow I’ve been to confess...you were never that big to begin with. I tried to spare your feelings but I feel like it’s in both our best interests to just admit the truth at this point: your dick is too small for me and no...

I’ve got some bad news for you, dear. I just got off the phone with the doctor and she said that little problem your having is incurable. I know you thought it was just your imagination but your dick really is starting to recede. Soon there will be nothing left at all!

So since there will be nothing left of your manhood, I might as well deal that final blow I’ve been to confess...you were never that big to begin with. I tried to spare your feelings but I feel like it’s in both our best interests to just admit the truth at this point: your dick is too small for me and now I’m just going to have to leave you.

That’s a real blow to your ego, isn’t it? Nothing like a little bit of salt to rub in your wound after receiving such bad news....