That has to be the ugliest fucking dick I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen a lot of cocks in my life so I like to think I’m a bit of a pro so when I say your dick is unlike anything I’ve ever seen, I mean it.

It’s just so.....flat. I’ve viewed many a micro cock and at least there seems to be a bit of something there, even if it does just look like the head perched between their legs. But THAT? Oh, man, that is small AND flat. It looks like an overgrown skin tag. It seriously makes me feel kind of sick to the stomach looking at it.

Surely, it’ll never get hard...

That has to be the ugliest fucking dick I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen a lot of cocks in my life so I like to think I’m a bit of a pro so when I say your dick is unlike anything I’ve ever seen, I mean it.

It’s just so.....flat. I’ve viewed many a micro cock and at least there seems to be a bit of something there, even if it does just look like the head perched between their legs. But THAT? Oh, man, that is small AND flat. It looks like an overgrown skin tag. It seriously makes me feel kind of sick to the stomach looking at it.

Surely, it’ll never get hard enough to actually be able to fuck a woman, right? How do you even jerk off with that deformed and destroyed cock? You’re probably best off having it frozen off and living your life without a dick, if I’m being honest. Truly, that is a cock of Frankenstein-esque proportions.